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I'll try to give you updates every once in a while. and I may or may not be BAAAAAAKED AF when I write them.

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Or you can go back to the homepage (and my big-ass stash list) HERE.

05-02-2023

Trying out a new preroll:  Dirty Girl.

So here's what's up. I haven't updated my blog page here in over a year BUT I been adding new strains and reviewing them almost constantly on the main page. So I been around.. just not bloggin like Kenny Loggins, fam.

So tonight I'm going to try smoking a commercially-produced preroll of a strain that's not in my official stash, because I don't count those prerolls in the stash. This is Dirty Girl, cross of Cinderella 99 and Arcata Lemon wreck.

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And I'm back and I smoked a little over half of the preroll cone, but that's half LENTH-wise, so I got the fatter half. And holy shit BRUH.

I'm hearing a symphony in my head and I just chatted (using a text based medium) with my Girlfriend, #1 Girly Girl, who was smoking the same shit at the same time at her place while we chatted. We were getting long-distance-co-stoned.

Well, she isn't a long distance away but that's a moot point.

I feel like I can't type quickly enough to keep up with my thoughts.

I just thought of the entire plot to a dream, went through it in a flash of time, felt sad for a character in my dream who had to go away, then woke up and realized that I didn't even know who that guy was so that had to be a dream and I could be happy it was over!

#1 Girly says that she feels like a "couch glued bobblehead."

I told her "I feel like I don't want to get up and I definitely don't want to go into the dark." The edges of my glasses have caused my peripheral sight to --

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(Continued next day)

I meant to say that the edges of my glasses had caused my peripheral vision to see things out of the corners of my eyes - like there was someone here, but I wasn't really scared and Im not sure I'd call it "paranoid."

But, instead of finishing that difficult sentence, I just fuckin passed out. It was late at night anyway but I didn't expect my brain to short out THAT quickly and just shut down. I woke up around 6 am at this very computer.

Did it feel good? Yes. Am I glad I didn't finish the joint? FUCK YES. Was it too intense? a little. And would I have fucked my #1 Girly until she had a bent fuckin spine if she had been here? Probably. This was supposed to be REALLY arousing shit but I can't say that it was exactly that for me. Definitely a speeder-upper-until-I-hit-the-wall weed.

02-20-2022

WTF?!?!  Purple Pineapple might be the new fuckin champion.

Since I hit 200 strains last month (see below), I've started to whittle down the collection. Or at least I'm tryin. No guarantees, fam.

So, a lil while back, #1 girly and I smoked some Sexxpot and it was awesome. Really awesome. We need to get some more of that shit. Hopefully soon. I mean, really REALLY great sex weed.

But between then and this writing... we found a champion. A nearby place had ounces (OUNCES!) of Purple Pineapple for $50. So, I decided that we should finish off some two-year-old leftovers of Purple Pineapple that I had around, knowing that a long time ago it made me horny as fuck and it might still have a decent effect.

I repeat:  We smoked some TWO-YEAR-OLD Purple Pineapple, which was kept in a jar with a Boveda pack (not a paid sponser but I looooove them).

HOLY SHEEP SHIT, boys and girls. Purple Pineapple blew us away. I was asking for shit she'd never done to me before (no details, fam) and she was definitely happy to oblige. Inhibitions were fuckin moved to the wayside. Passion went through the roof. It was insane. Like, REALLY hot and REALLY bonding sex, fam. Like full-blown lovemakin but also still with that good "low down dirty fuckin" feeling. SO GOOD. Fuck.

Did I run out and buy an ounce? Of course I did, fam. At $50 per, I might just run out and get another, but I have to be conscious of how much shit I can legally have in my possession due to the rules and legalities of my jurisdiction and shit. Heh.

This just might be our selection when we have one of her friends over for our next fuckin threesome. I mean, DAMN fam!

01-23-2022

Mothafuckin SEXXPOT - I HIT 200 STRAINS!!

So, I told myself long ago that I would slow down in my weed buyin'.  And, for the most part, I did.  But, in my area. I've noticed lately that some of the dispenseries look like they're in a fuckin PRICE WAR. So I've stocked up on some favorites and gotten some new ones.

One day, just a few days ago, I'm looking at a place's menu and I see "Sex Pot." I called and asked if this was the same as the legendary SEXXPOT, which I'd been wanting for about three years and had NEVRERRRRR found in my area.

Now when I say I wanted this shit for three years... this was at the TOP of my wanted list, fam. This was a fuckin big deal. I ran in and bought up an eighth to try.

I'm waiting until I can get with my girly to try this shit, and if it DOES have the effect that it's supposed to, then I'm heading back to this place to stock up like crazy. This is suposed to be HELLA-AWESOME-FUCK-WEED here.

With Sexxpot, I also reached TWO-HUNDRED FUCKIN STRAINS at one time in my stash.  I told myself, "That's it.  Until I can clear out some of the jars of olders stuff, no more new strains. That's it. Nope. No more new strains."

Before I wrote this blogpost tho - I cleared out the last tiny bit of 9 Pound Hammer, and I doubt I'll get that one again since it was boring as fuck. So, I *DID* reach 200. But now I'm at 199. Looks like I'm gonna have to be real selective about what I pick up to pop up to 200 again.

I am looking so forward to smokin some Sexxpot. I'll update the listing on the main page once I do.

10-09-2021

Orange Flambe Pre-Roll.

So I want to give a review of Orange Flambe, but it's not officially in my stash as I'm smoking a pre-roll of it so I can't put this on the main page yet. Late night, first experience with the strain.

I only smoked a little under 1/4 of this preroll and something told me that I better stop. Funny thing is that I just looked up the sativa/indica percentage because I'd been told (and this thing was labled) saying that this was a sativa hybrid. According to what I'm looking up online, tho, it looks like it's 60% indica/40% sativa.

I just had some pie and now I'm eating some nuts. Like actual nuts, not like the ones your mom sucks for $5 behind the truck stop.I want to start my own nut company and call it CRONCHY NUTS. It sounds funny. But then again it also looks a little too close to "Crotchy."

[The next day: Oooooh that was a nice one. Not AMAZZIIINGG but nice.]

07-25-2021

Dragon Lily Dispensary can eat a big ol' bag of dicks.

Okay, kids, story time.

So, there's a dispensary in Tulsa, Oklahoma called Dragon Lily that opened up recently.  I been by there a couple of times,  and I thought it was nice. REALLY nice. Cool people, cool place, decent weed selection.

This weekend, I made a late-night run there to hang out with a friend (a certified honey, I must say) aand chat with the crew there. We're kickin' it, she's about to buy quite a bit of stuff, and we're even playing chess on their dragon-themed chess board.

Then, the budtender cringes and says a lil somethin as he sees whats about to walk through the door. In walks two chicks, one of whom is SHITFACED. And she is LOUD as FUCK and obnoxious.

Drunk-ass ho eventually makes her way to the back room with her friend, they chat for a while (loudly) back there, and then they CLOSE THE DOOR. Dispensaries don't normally close the door to their back room, fam. I don't know what was goin on back there and I'm not going to guess about it here.

Then, this loud-ass comes back out to get a beverage from the front area, and she exchanges words with the budtender and another customer. Now, until this night, I have never even SEEN this bish. Never seen her, never talked to her, don't know her FROM SHIT. I just know that she's a loud-ass drunk, I don't like her, and I'm just glaring at her, you know? I don't say a WORD to her. And I should point out that I was absolutely stone fuckin sober. I hadn't smoked for over 48 hours. No shit.

She goes back to the back room and starts to close the door again, and as she does, she looks right at me and says, "FUCK YOU. I see how you're lookin at me."

Then, the door closes, and I'm thinkin, "This other customer just talked to ME like that?" and I look at the budtender. I ask if she's a customer there or an employee. "An employee" he tells me.

OH. FUCK. THAT. SHIT. FAM.

I got up and left, and right after, so did my friend. She didn't even buy the shit that she was gonna. This employee bish IMMEDIATELY lost the dispensary some business, and her SHIT-ASS DRUNK-ASS attitude is gonna lose them even more business (and more money) in the future.

I'm gonna get serious with you now, fam. People DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT in real life. And this trashed-ass fuckin ho, WHO FUCKIN WORKS THERE, decides to say "fuck you" to a customer she never even met??

That's gonna be a SUPER-FUCKIN NO FROM ME DAWG.

If YOU have a business and YOU have an employee who obviously has a PROBLEM with how much she has to drink, tell her to SLOW HER FUCKIN ROLL before she fuckin pisses off a customer and loses you business. Especially a customer with LOTS OF FRIENDS who he already told about this place. This was one of my favorite places in Tulsa. but no longer.

You can go to Dragon Lily, but be prepared for a drunk-ass, rude-ass employee bish to walk in at any given time and treat you like shit.

Or, you can go somewhere else, which is probably a far better idea.

Luckily, Tulsa has dispensaries on almost every fuckin corner these days, so I got plenty other places to go.

05-22-2021

I'm hiiiigh on 1906 Love drops.

Oh. Oh my. I am maybe an hour into this light (maybe not so light) high on a Saturday afteroon.

...I want jubilation. I want to go back in time to the old coffee house and have a celebration where people from 1990 are all dancing the Lambada.

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11-11-2020

I loooooove Platinum GSC.

I'm not sure if I've told you this lately, Platinum Girl Scout Cookies, but you are alllll right. You fuckin rock and I'm so glad I met you. How the fuck are you able to make my brain feel so fuckin happy? I dig you. Hoping you stick around a while.

10-30-2020

On the subject of Peanut Butter M&MS...

I'm pretty sure those mothafuckas are 96% of the reason I need to lose some fuckin weight.

07-04-2020

Happy July 4th... and I passed 150 strains!!.

So, get this.  About a month ago, I reached 150 strains. ONE HUNNED AND FITTY strains. I was at 147 for a long time, then I added Citradelic Sunset, Ghost Fuel, and Black D.O.G. to hit 150.

Then, I was really good. Didn't buy pot. Worked on smoking the pot I had. Enjoyed it.

Then, a few nights ago, I had a hankerin' for some Sugar Black Rose, so I ran out and bought some, and while I was there I grabbed a little Bubble Party (goood shit). So I'm now at 152.

I'm being a lot pickier for the most part. I know that there are some strains that I will run out and pick up as soon as I can if I ever see them in my area (like Jack the Ripper and Sexxpot and Alice in Wonderland) and there are a couple of strains I feel like I "should" have in my collection (Pineapple Express and Chemdawg) just because they're so well-known. But I'm not just going out to buy "whatever" to bump up the collection. The Wang-Man gotsta be choosy.

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Oh, also, I finally got around to trying Atomic Northern Lights as sex weed, and in my opinion, it was even BETTER than Purple Dream! We have a new champeeeeeen! Also... Purple Dragon is an obscure but AMAZING strain for fuckin. Just lettin you know.

04-08-2020

Coronavirus and new MOUTHPEACE thingies!

Hi, my peeps! No, I don't have coronavirus. There's a reason that COVID rhymes with BULLSHID, and I'm trying to avoid both. I hope you're all stayin safe out there, which means NO in-person smoke seshes with your homies. If you have to have social sessions, do it over Zoom or Skype or some other virtual camera shit. Right now, we are in the middle of a global fuckin pandemic, so DO NOT get together in person for now. STAY THE FUCK HOME. We gotta get this shit cleared up!

So, today, I got a package from Mooselabs, producers of the Mouthpeace - a silicone accessory for your bongs that serves two purposes:

1. It helps reduce the amount of tar and other BAD shit that you're taking in with your bong hits, and that way you can taste more of the GOOD shit without so much potential impact to your lungs! See that disc thing in the picture? That's a replaceable activated carbon filter that fits down in the Mouthpeace, and you can buy a roll of ten more filters for less than ten bucks!

2. If you get a bunch of these (I bought five in different colors), then when this coronavirus shit clears up, you can have bong seshes with your friends again - and NOT have to worry about pressing your lips against your homie's disgusting spit and getting his (or her) cooties, rabies, scabies, herpes, etc. WHAT a great fuckin IDEA! Everybody gets a Mouthpeace for when their turn comes around. FUCKIN SWEET! So far, they've successfully fit every bong I've tried them on, both glass and silicone.

I swear that I'm not being paid by Mooselabs. Ijust think these things are kickass and I am really looking forward to using them. If they can help you smoke in a healthier way, then maybe they might be worth looking into!

02-22/2020

More acquisitions. Not smart but fun.

I really am trying to apply the brakes to my pot spending. I feel like sometimes I open my wallet and I just have moths flying out of it like in the cartoons.

But I gotsta brag. About a year ago, I found out about one supposed aphrodisiac strain called Atomic Northern Lights. No, not the same Northern Lights that you can find all over the place, but ATOMIC Northern Lights.

The bad news: I couldn't find it anywhere near me. ANYWHERE.  I looked, couldn't find it. Nowhere at all.

Then, very recently... BOOM. A dispensary on Weedmaps or Leafly showed that they had the Atomic version nearby. I didn't even hesitate; I gave them a call, then ran over and bought a quarter ounce. TOTALLY WORTH IT. I might go back and get even more before they run out, because it's rare as fuck and it's SO good.

Also... I went a little out of my way to track down some Nightmare Cookies. That's another one I'd been interested in for a good long while. Holy fuck, nice pot.

02-18-2020

Further fallout from the mold disaster.

Now that I know how to rehydrate Boveda packs safely (I THINK), I shouldn't have any more problems with moldy weed.

But, I have three more casualties from the big mold disaster:

• Berry White (again!! But, again, this was just one container - I've got plenty more off to the side)
• Orange Cookies (no big whoop - easy to replace)
• Purple Voodoo, which is far from my favorite but do you know how fuckin much I had to pay to get Purple Voodoo originally?? Sheeeeeeit.

This is what I'm gonna call a learning experience, homies. One big fucking expensive learning experience.

Also, just in case any of you want to ask, I'll tell you already:  I am NOT keeping the containers for the moldy ones around for other strains. Duh. I use fairly inexpensive containers for my strain organization, and when I find out that a strain's gone moldy, then the weed, the Boveda pack, and the container are all discarded - no need keeping them around and then infecting some other unlucky batch of pot. Sometimes I act like a fuckin idiot, but I'm not stupid.

02-02-2020

Well, that lasted another day.

So, I went out today and bought some Humboldt Dream. Why? Because it's a mix of Blue Dream and Purple Panty Dropper!

This shit better be ASTOUNDING.

Okay. No more weed purchases for a while. This time, I mean it.

Shit.

02-01-2020

So, I told myself I wasn't going to buy any more weed.

Yeah, I know. I decided for a while that I had enough weed and I really needed to use my money more wisely and shit.

And then you know what your pal Dr. Wang went and did?

I BOUGHT ME SOME MO' FUCKIN WEED!

Fuck.  I don't think I have a weed problem, I have a shopping problem.

But, I couldn't help it. Two places near me had strains that intrigued me - Cheese Quake, which I'd been seeking because it's supposed to make you horny as fuuuuuuuck, and Jack's Dream, which I'd never even heard of. It's Jack Herer crossed with Blue Dream!!! How do more people not have this shit?? Fuckin JACK'S fuckin DREAM. This sounds like it's going to be amazing.

But after this... not buying any more weed. Nope. Not gonna do it.

Not until I... you know... buy some more fuckin weed. Then that's that.

01-14-2020

I LOST SOME STRAINS!!! - Boveda packs, moldy weed, and my cheap ass

This is a kinda serious post. This could even save your life. I'm not high at all right now. This is important.

So, I love buying weed. DUH. Love chatting with budtenders, love discovering new dispensaries, love buying weed, love taking it home, love grindin it, packin it into a bowl, love smokin it. If you're reading this you probably feel the same fuckin way.

So, I have a bunch of strains (ALSO DUH), and I keep each one in its own container with a Boveda pack to regulate humidity. They do a great job until they eventually dry up and get all crunchtastic inside.

Now, before you go and say "But Doctor Wang you aren't suppossed to recharge the Boveda packs" I KNOW. But I got a lot of weed and those fuckers can get pricy. I spend about $15 for ten eight-gram, 62% humidity Boveda packs, which doesn't seem bad, until you have to buy a SHITLOAD of them because youve bought TOO MUCH FUCKIN WEED.

So I looked up some videos on YouTube.  Some suggested wrapping old crunchy Bovedas in a wet paper towel, and then one guy said to throw the dry Bovedas into a container of distilled water for about three days to recharge them, adding that he'd done this for over a decade.

Well, that's what I did.  Started covering old Bovedas in distilled water, and over three days, those fuckers would practically inflate like a mini-balloon with all the extra water they picked up. Then I would let them dry on a towel for a day or so, so that there wasn't any moisture on the outside at all.

THIS WAS A FUCKED IDEA.Kind of.

I used the "recharged" Bovedas in my stash containers. Fortunately not on anything too rare, except for the little chunk of Daywrecker I had around.

I felt like I beat the system. I was blowin the Bovedas back up with water then rehydrating my weed. BUT I didn't let them dry long enough.

YOU NEED TO LET THEM DRY FOR DAYS!!!

I put the Bovedas in with my containers and some of them did okay. Some didn't. A container with a little Berry White started smelling funky, and the pot in there felt kinda "moist." Ew. Soon, that shit smelled like a goddamned dead hermit crab, supadupaGROSSass smell.

A few other strains had bad news, too. They got to smelling shitty and I had to throw em out. Here's what I lost:

• Berry White, original batch (I had a bigger fresher batch that was still okay)
• Daywrecker
• Agent Orange
• Sunset Sherbert
• Cherry Pie (dammit)
• Alaskan Thunder Fuck (oh nooooo!)

So, I've read online that some stoners have said "Yo, if you're smoking moldy flower, then the fire is applying high enough heat that it should kill the mold."

However, I've also read that THIS IS SCIENTIFICLY UNSOUND BULLSHIT and you don't want to take that chance. You still going to end breathing in mold spores and even the heat of burning weed does not kill all types of mold.

I've also read shit like "If your weed is just a little moldy, put it in the oven at 200 degrees for ten or fifteen minutes." And again, I've read that THIS IS MORE-O-DAT BULLSHIT. You can easily end up not killing off all the mold, and then you still have a problem.

So, if you're inhaling moldy weed, you could get mold spores in the dark, moist tissue of your lungs. Mold loves it dark and moist, so it grows. Do you want to turn your lungs into a couple of giant fuckin petri dishes? This sounds like a good way to do that.

And you need your lungs! They are IMPORTANT TOOLS for SMOKING WEED!

Shit.

So, I'm still recharging the Bovedas, but I've learned some important lessons:

• You don't have to keep them in there for three full days, just until all the crunchiness is gone inside.
• Once they are out, leave them on a towel and flip them over every day or so, for at least a few days.
• If the "paper" on the outside of a pack still feels a little bit cool and moist - DO NOT USE IT YET
• If it still feels "puffier" than it was when you first bought the damn Bovedas, DO NOT USE IT YET
• Leave the Bovedas in the open air (it's okay to move them off the towel once they aren't outwardly moist) until they flatten out a bit more. The open air dries them down, and eventually you might start to feel some of those crunchy crystals returning inside.
• If you have any doubt about recharging Bovedas at all, don't be a cheapass scrub like me, and just buy some more of the damn things
• Moldy pot is TEH DEVIL. You got some pot that smells like mold or mildew? Don't smoke it. Don't sell it. Don't give it to your buddies. Don't give it to people you don't like. Keep it away from your healthy weed, and THROW THAT BAD SHIT OUT. Not only does it smell like shit, moldy pot CAN kill you if you're unlucky. Not worth the risk, homies.

Finally, I feel like I should mention that I am NOT an expert (nor am I a real doctor) and you cannot hold me responsible for anything that goes wrong with your fuckin Boveda packs or anything else. My advice up above could be all kinds of jacked up. So do more research if you need to, and above all, BE CAREFUL.

01-06-2020

Happy New Year - I got me some PURPLE PANTY DROPPER!

Okay, so in the last month, I managed to snag some choice fuckin strains - Jesus OG, Rocky Dennis, Cocoa Kush (yes!!), and - get this - I got my hands on the PURPLE PANTY DROPPER. That shit is CRAZY hard to find but one dispensary I know just happened to get some in, and I grabbed that shit!

I haven't tried it yet, but I'm really really really really REALLY looking forward to it.

Happy new year bitches!

12/11/2019

PURPLE FUCKIN DREAM baby!!!

So I found out that a dispensary a couple of cities away had Purple Dream, my favorite strain, which I haven't been able to find anywhere for MONTHS.  BOOYAH I made the over-an-hour trip and then arrived to find out that they had a fuckin SALE on Purple Dream, and yours truly Daddy Wang bought hisself a whole FUCKIN OUNCE of that shit!!! BOO. YAH. BITCHES!

12/02/2019

Fuuuuuuuuck I had a shitty DREAM.. .

This morning I had a dream in which I went to a party with a really dirty-ass pipe and a HUGE bag of weed. (Okay, so it might have been my stash in my RYOT Hauler bag.)

The dream took place at the makebelieve house of a really cool friend who didn't really exist.  Late into the party, everyone left, like, the family went to bed, and all the friends skipped out, and it was just me and a couple of other people.

And suddenly... oh, SNAP. I misplaced the dirty-ass pipe. And then I got nervous that someone would find it. And then I realized that my huge bag of weed was missing too. and it suuccccked! I looked everywhere.

And then, my dead dad showed up and told me that everything was cool because I had taken the big bag of weed out to my van and then forgot about doing that.

Before I found the pipe, tho, I woke up. And then it took me a few minutes to feel relieved that it was all a dream and my weed stash in the Hauler was still safe and fuckin sound.

12/01/2019

A moment of silence for the Sour Patch Kids I just ate.

I just ate like a whole goddam village worth of Sour Patch Kids.

Those muddafuggas probably had families and jobs and shit.

So, long, you little Sour Patch Bastards. RIP. Wave two of the SourPatchPocalypse is coming... tell your fuckin friends.

#beetus

11/03/2019

I now have Voodoo! (Not talking about Purple Voodoo)

So, when I first got into strain collecting, I heard that there was a strain called Voodoo that was amaaaaaaazing for sex. Like, it was on a top five list and everything. But, I couldn't find it. I found Purple Voodoo (see below) but not "regular" Voodoo, which had a completely different parentage (as a Thai landrace strain).

I just found it at a dispensary two days ago- for FIVE FUCKIN DOLLARS A GRAM! You think I snapped up that weed, homie? Faster than my ex-girlfriend could snap up a herd of crabs on her cooch! I'm now the proud owner of a SHITton of Voodoo. Let the crazy highjinks begin.

This is going to be some FUN experimentin, boys and girls. stay tuned.

10/19/2019

Purple Voodoo was a big fuckin let down. STRONG shit but not good for sex.

Last night, my #1 boo and I tried some Purple Voodoo because I had heard it was THE SHIT as far as fuck weed goes. So, we took a couple of good-sized bong rips, and we went at it. What a massive FAILFUCK that was. Oh my gosh. Some people might looooooove to fuck on Purple Voodoo, but she got un-aroused quickly (she didn't cum at all, and I'm a goddam sex machine so usually I make her cum at least a half dozen times) and I just ended up trying to fuck while my perception of the world got completely jacked up. If you want to just get fucked up - REALLY fucked up - you get yourself some Purple Voodoo. If you want a good night of sex with someone you love (or, fuck it, someone you don't love - I'm not gonna judge) then you might want to steer clear. Feel me?

9/13/2019

100 Strains! 100 Strains!

How the fuck did I not make any new updates for the last two months?

Today I picked up my ONE HUNDREDTH strain - Lavender Jones!! I haven't smoked it yet but the buds smell amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing

7/13/2019

Got a sweet new printer and some Blue Magooooooooooo

Okay, so the printer I used to print my labels for my little "strain cases" has finally gone to shit. So, I got a schaaaaweeeeet new wireless printer, and while I was at it, I picked up a couple of strains I hadn't tried yet - Incredible Hulk and Blue Magoo.  So, those reviews are coming soon.

7/9/2019

Why the fuck isn't there an In-n-Out Burger near me?

I want to know. Life is sometimes so fuckin unfair!

7/9/2019

They should have a TV show called "The Mating Game."

It would be like "the Dating Game" but instead of going out on a date the people would just go backstage and fuck in front of the camera! I would watch teh SHIT out of that!!

7/7/2019

I now have Jillybean, Harlequin, Morning Glory, and Purple Voodoo!!

Over the last few weeks I have made a few trips to a few cities away. I got some rarities I'd been looking for, including some Morning Glory, Purple Voodoo, Harlequin, and Jillybean. Those last two were listed in Leafly's "5 Cannabis Strains for Different Types of Sex," so you know I was all ABOUT gettin that shit!

Morning Glory and Purple Voodoo are supposed to be great for some freaky sexytime, and I am lookin forward to gettin' on that research ASAMFP!

7/3/2019

What the FUCK happened to Purple Dream??!!

Okay, so me and my #1 cutie LOVE US some FUCKIN PURPLE DREAM! That shit is the BOMB as a sex strain and turned me into even more of a goddam fuck machine than I already was. So what happened? The city I'm in has suddenly gone BONE FUCKIN DRY on Purple Dream flower. I think I can get vape carts or wax but I want FLOWER.  FUCK.

We gon' have to hunt that shit down.

Smoke it up, BITCHEZ!
Keep it lit, and don't take no shit!
Peace out...  - Dr. Wang